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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"If you give a hog some nookie"......

If you give sweet sixteen, "the dirty prom queen", two wine coolers and a shot of Jim Beam.....she'll probably ask for sex.




If sweet sixteen, "the dirty prom queen" just had sex, she'll probably need a cigarette.



When Sweet sixteen, "the dirty prom queen" is finished smoking, she'll probably want her cell phone to text all her friends...


But If sweet sixteen. "the dirty prom queen" texts her friends, you'll probably lose your job as Chemistry Teacher...So you should kill her!







If you kill sweet sixteen, "the dirty prom queen", you'll need to hide her body in a dumpster.


If you kill sweet sixteen, "the dirty prom queen", and get rid of her body...you'll probably need another victim....






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