A good old fashioned drunk poem to off set the wisdom I spew when I'm completly sober...yeah i'm drunk so judge me, so what...

I like laughing till dawn

playing strip poker after my pants are gone

living a lie and being a pawn

getting hammered after mowwing the lawn

I like shots and the taste of cavier

smoking blunts and pricey cigars

loud sexy women in the dirtiest bars

Harley Davidson and real loud guitars

I like trashy and classy ones too

sassy Irish women and proper Jews

I like forties and suckin' on chew

Rolex watches and obnoxious tattoos

I gotta an itch for an slim girl now

later I'll take home a cow

but, weather yolked to a harness

or attached to plow......

I find my way through this shit somehow...

When my time first began I was hell on two legs

Now in my thirties, I plead and I beg

through the misery of loss and the drieryist dregs

I've kept the voices inside of my head

With the swiftness of time I lay and I wait

for a warm gentle soul to penetrate

She may be be a stranger, an internet date

but I will not sit home and debate

She may be in the movies or fresh out of prison

But I will just watch, sit, look and listen

content with my life and bent on a mission

and make her get tested by the nearest physician..