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Friday, September 4, 2009

A dirty word dance

Hamburger helper
Butt hole stuffed
inbred cornbread
crossdressed muff
Naked gay kid
marmalade parade
arround the corner fudge is made
A Half black Cadillac
drunk drivin
battle ax
gone to Troy to buy some crack
to stuff inside her souless ass
Happy dildo
out of sight
tiny dancer
hold on tight
trust your insticts
thrust with might
don't let up
just treat it right
Redbook facebook
myspace twitter
the news is out
your mom's a spitter
A bathtub fart
a butterfly effect
Ate three o'these pills
.....still ain't errect
Public chicken
radio speaker
dog shit treads
on brand new sneakers
Respect your elders
say your prayers
ask your girlfriend
to wax those hairs
Angry beaver
disbeliever
long haired hippie
knappy weaver
all my life I begged and moaned
called dirty numbers on my phone
but, now we have the internet
so I can type without regret
So maybe I'll be shameless
A foolish kind of brave
Maybe I'll get famous
I probably won't get laid!

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